I wish I could hang out with all of the millions of fans of FuckThatBand.com. Wait, did I say millions? I meant to say zillions. Or maybe even BA-JILLIONS. Not sure of the exact traffic of this site, my google analytics got a virus or something (insert web 2.0 techy lolz here).

But seriously, what would you and I do if we "chilled" together for a night? Shit man. Let me tell you. We would start the night off by having sex with bubble gum, duh! We would make sure we were wearing white shirts of course so we could see all the bubble gum jizz all over us. Bubble gum jizz, big in 2K10. Fuck yah.

Wait. You never had sex with bubble gum before???

Well, if you are from the USA, you probably never have had sex with bubble gum before but if you are from the UK, you probably have!

Apparently, if you go "over the pond" to "the You Kay" it is becoming "teh KEWL THING" to do. It is pretty fuckin "artsy”" bro. Get artsy! Gettin' artsy is big in 2k10. Shit man.

I am not sure if having sex with bubble gum is healthy though. I feel like is I smeared gum all over my pussy, the sugary ingredients might give me a serious yeast infection, and let me tell you... YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND ME WHEN I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. Ladies, you know what I am talking about. We ladies HATE yeast infections. Can I get a hell ya? (insert HELL YEA here, plz)

You know what else I hate (even more than yeast infections)? I hate the band called You Me at Six. That band makes some terrible music. If a yeast infection could turn into music, it would turn into the music by You Me at Six.

"But dude, You Me At Six are fuckin rock stars, I saw them on the cover of Kerrang! Give them a chance yo!"

Did you just say Kerrang!? News flash: No. One. Reads. Kerrang. Because. It. Is. Fuckin. Boring.

In other news, huge congrats to my boys in You Me at Six for winning "Best British Band" at the 2008 and 2009 Kerrang! Awards. Mad props to ma dawgz.