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Sail By The Shitty Report Cards posted by H. Lewis on February 8, 2009
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom about my report card. So what, I failed a couple classes. WHATEVER!!! Man, it is hard being a TWEENager.

I want to get my mom mad. I think I should go into my room, lock myself in there, and BLAST some music really loud. That will probably piss her off, right?

I think I am going to blast some music by Sail by the Stars! That will show her to FUCK WIT ME!! Wait... why would I possibly do that to myself???!!! Blasting the music of Sail by the Stars would probably cause me to go deaf. Plus, if people in my neighborhood heard that music coming out of my house, I would be the laughing stock of the WHOLE MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!

Fuck!!!!!

My life is a no win situation!!!!!!

I blame Sail by the Stars for my shitty report card. Ughhhh! I blame Sail by the Stars for everything that sux in my life. Blehhhhh. Cant wait until I FINALLY turn 13. As soon as I am 13, I am TOTALLY moving out and getting my own place.
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