Does anyone know where I can purchase Shape-Ups? I went to my local Urban Outfitterz and they said they were all sold out of Shape-Ups. :-( All they had was trendy as fuck Vans sneakers. Vans are too fuckin mainstream for me. I need something that makes me feel like an individual. I need something that will help me identify with my punk rock community. Vans are not punk rock, Shape-Ups are.

In other news, I would rather wear Shape-Ups than listen to Man Overboard. Did you ever listen to Man Overboard? They tewtewlly rewl.

I wonder what kinds of shoes the members or Man Overboard wear? Do you think they wear Airwalks? LA Lights? Keds? Converse? Trojan Condom wrappers? Tin foil? Man Overboard, plz let us know via the twitterz what shoes you guyz wear @fuckthatband.

This is a post about clothing. Do you wear clothing or do you just walk around and let your roast beef flop all around?

As much as I would love to just walk around and let my roast beef flop all around, I think I would get cold. With that being said, what better way to stay warm than to wear a hoodie!

Should I "support" my "boys" in Title Fight and purchase a Title Fight hoodie? Should my best friend also purchase the same exact fucking hoodie as me and wear it on the same day that I wear it? Should my best friend and I start a band called Basement and make music that sounds exactly like Title Fight? Should I make sure that my best friend and I wear our matching Title Fight hoodies during our next band promo pic?

So many questions in life, I am not sure if "living" life with all these unanswered "questions" is really worth it. I feel so sad. Clothing makes me sad.

In other clothing related news, what does it mean when my shirt's tag says "do not machine wash or tumble dry?" Is the tag just being sarcastic? Is it ok to wash it in my washing machine? Or maybe I should just never wash it just to be safe? Fuck. What would the band Basement do in this situation? If you guys are reading this post, please let me know what I should do. Wash or not?

In closing, there are 2 things in life you always need to remember:

1. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty! You can wear your pants FOREVER.

2. The music that Basement makes is original as hell. It doesn't sound anything like Title Fight at all. Not one bit. Not at all. Nope. Not one smidge. No similarities at all. None. Zip. Zero.

I would rather have Tiger Woods break my jaw with a golf club than listen to Tigers Jaw.

Just sayin'

Oh wait, you don't know who Tiger Woods is? He is just some Nascar race car driver. No big deal.

Oh wait, you don't know who Tigers Jaw is? Consider yourself lucky. Let me give you the long story short on them... they are from Scranton, PA. Nuff said. Shittiest place on Earth. Nothing worthwhile comes from that god forsaken place.

"Wait bra, Scranton Pennsylvania? Isn't that where they film The Office? I fuckin' love The Office brah! The Office is the funniest show on TV. Dwight is the man!"

Oh... you like The Office? Okay. That says a lot about you. It means you are an idiot. Dwight isn't cool. Pam isn't hot (Karen for the win, whatever). Michael isn't funny (40 year old virgin sucked yo). Etc etc. The Office is not funny at all. I would rather watch The Family Guy one zillion times and hear ten zillion Stewie quotes than watch one second of The Office.

And FYI, Family Guy is fuckin' hell too. Seth MacFarlane is a bitch. Seth MacFarlane probably listens to Tigers Jaw. Seth MacFarlane doesn't know shit about shit. Nah mean?

Wait, BRB, I gotta go prank call my friends using this "kewl" family guy soundboard I found online. I am the ultimate crank yanker lolz.

P.S. Do people still have caller ID or was that just an early 2000s thing? I am just wondering because I don't want to get in trouble for making prank phone calls, my dad would KILL me!

Today is Thursday, November 26th, 2009 and if you live in America then you know that today is Thanksgiving!!! (and if you don't live in America, you live in a grass hut probably cuz UR p00r... jus sayin)

People all over the internet are posting about all the things that they are thankful for. I am going to take this opportunity to blog about the top ten things that I am thankful for (in no particular order of course).

1. I am thankful for all the fans of FuckThatBand.com; they are the coolest, smartest, most attractive people ever. And, they are all young. Being young is the best. I am 16 so I know what I am talking about. The youth is taking over. This blog is for the youth (17-21). If you are over 21 years old, please don't read this blog because "you just don't get it" and if you are over 21... you are just an old CREEP. I hate old creeps. I wish there was a "law" in the "scene" that said ANYONE OVER 21 CANNOT BE IN THE SCENE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO OLD. 22 year olds are fuckin OLD!!! 23 years olds are OLD!!! OLD PEOPLE SUCK!!!

2. I am thankful for my pet cat named Sprinkles. You are the best cat ever. I love to force your little cat paws on my Casio keyboard and yell into your ears "EL OH EL YOU ARE KEYBOARD CAT EL OH EL!" I don't know why you bite me when I do that. Ur a pussy I guess (get it?!?!??!! pussy! pussy cat!!! i crack myself up)

3. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Shitty Fight (i crack myself up).

4. I am thankful for my mom. Thank you to my mom for always giving me money for "merch" every single Friday and Saturday night when me and my girls go to "shows" to "support our scene." I fuckin got the coolest mom ever, my mom is so much cooler than your mom! P.S. my mom smokes pot, SHE RULES! Oh, and she is going to buy me a car when I turn 17 next month. FRIG YAH!

5. I am thankful for my stepdad. Thank you so much for always giving me and my girls a ride every single Friday and Saturday night to the punk rock shows. I am still confused why you always grab my ass though when I leave the car. But whatever, ur kinda hot so its chill.

6. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Crappy Fight (i crack myself up).

7. I am thankful for chocolate chip cookies (FYI, I call drugs chocolate chip cookies, it sounds much more CUTE if I tell my mom I am meeting my Chocolate Chip Cookie dealer rather than saying I am meeting my DRUG DEALER).

8. I am thankful for the whole Junior class at my High School. We are the best. We are better than the Seniors. We will rule the school next year. I cannot wait until senior year. Have you seen High School Musical? Shit is tight, am I right?

9. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Smelly Balls Fight (i crack myself up).

10. I am thankful that I am young. Being young rules.

11. I am thankful for my sick ass eraser collection. Erasers are fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!!! How big is your eraser collection? Email me and let me know.

Happy Thanksgiving, losers.

P.S. Other Title Fight posts can be found HERE and HERE but who the fuck cares anyways so just forget that I told you.

Attention parents of teenagers. This post is for you. Your child is constantly TXTing and Emailing and shit. They are always using these abbreviations that are called INTERNET SPEAK. What does it all mean? No worries, we here at FuckThatBand.com are here to uncover all the secrets. We cracked the code so you don't have to! Here are the most common ones you can expect your son/daughter using:

*IDK - I don't know
*LOL - Laughing out loud
*IWTFMM - I want to fuck my mom
*IWTFMD - I want to fuck my dentist
*TTNYS - This Time Next Year Sucks
*WTF - What the fuck
*IKR - I know right
*YRLLTTNY - You are lame like This Time Next Year
*LMAO - Laughing my ass off
*ROFL - Rolling on [the] floor laughing
*OSGGFMB - One second, gotta go finger my butt
*ROFLMAO - Rolling on [the] floor laughing my ass off
*WGSTTNYPTJKTS - Wanna go see This Time Next Year play tonight, just kidding they suck
*ILY - I love you
*STFU - Shut the fuck up
*OMG - Obama my god

So there you have it, parents. Now you will never feel like your kids are pulling a "fast one" on you EVER AGAIN. Fuckin' teenagers. Who do they think they are!? Little wieners with their little wiener laptops/iPhones. Fuck them! 55 is the new 21 am I right?

I'm thinking about starting a band. I want the whole band to dress up like clowns. I want someone in my band who looks just like Guy Fieri from The Food Network. I think if I started a band like this, we could be huge. I think Drive Thru Records would sign us (love you Richie and Stephie). That would be da shit!

Maybe if Drive Thru Records passes on us, we can send our demos out to Run For Cover Records??? I mean, if Run For Cover Records signed those little shits in Title Fight, they sure as hell would sign my CLOWN BAND!!!! Clown bands are the WAVE OF THE FUTURE!!!

Will you help me start a band like this? I need you to donate as much face paint as you can to me. I can't afford to buy face paint because I am saving money for a 6th generation iPhone. If you send me face paint, I will send you coupons for Pizza Hut. Everyone likes Pizza Hut... RIGHT????? I know those dudes in Title Fight like pizza so YOU should too!

While I was "chilling out" on this ultra cool underground indie social networking site called MySpace.com, I came across a band called Title Fight.

I think they are a joke/comedy band, kinda like Tenacious D or Creed. Title Fight has some LOL music up on their page. I LOLd. Aside from their LOL music, they also had LOL comments from their LOL fans. Imagine that?!?!

Here are 2 examples of LOL comments:

"your music is like my life soundtrack."

(Hey bra, you got a shitty life then.)

"i hope you guys come to new mexico on tour sometime."

(Hey bra, I heard New Mexico has a shit ton of UFO sightings and stuff every year. If that is true, then by all means let us all hope that Title Fight tours there for the huge possibility that they get abducted by space aliens and are never seen on this planet again.)

P.S. Title Fight brings the suck, bra. Jus sayin.

You know how bad it hurts when you order a steaming hot pizza pie from Dominos and you take a bite and you burn the hell out of your tongue? It feels like shit, am I right? Well, when I listen to Fireworks, it feels like I stuck 5 or 6 slices of scolding hot pizza directly into my ears.

In other news, the dudes in Fireworks totally look like a bunch of pizza delivery dudes. Well, actually, they kinda ARE like pizza delivery dudes, only instead of delivering pizza, they deliver shitty music. OOOOOOOO ZING. ZING ZING. Did you just order 3 slices of ZING and a small order of OMG??? Yes you did. And don't worry about the $$$, this one is on da house. You're welcome.

Apparently, people fighting with balloons... that is the latest craze. Everyone in "da scene" is lining up in front of party stores everywhere so they can purchase oodles and oodles of balloons for their bands next photo shoot.

Here is the thing though, balloons are smarter than punk rawkers give them credit for. Example, check out the picture above of the band called Represent. Dude, those balloons do not want to be associated with your shitty music. Can you NOT see the look on their faces?!?! Can you NOT see the look in their eyes?!?!1?! They are clearly not happy to share the JPEG with you. They clearly do not want you uploading that promo pic on ur shitty Flickr account or ur crappy myspace pageZorz.

In other balloon news, have you seen the balloon photo shoot with the band Fireworks? No, you haven't????? Oh shit. CLICK HERE for even more balloons looking really pissed off at band members. When will da punk rawkers learn? Da balloonz, they no like UR muzik!!!!1!!! Shaaaa... like... whatever!!!!!!

Tomorrow is New Years Eve. R U ready? Hope so. Do you have regrets? Sure you do, I do. I regret renewing my 2 year plan with Verizon, that means I can't get an iPhone because only AT&T does the whole iPhone thing. Shit man. What am I going to do? I heard all the cool kids have iPhones. Remember when all the cool kids had those Motorola RAZR phones? Those are lame now, almost as lame as This Time Next Year. You hear those dudes yet? Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

Enough talking about shitty phones and shitty bands; more talk about 2008. It was a good year, finally lost my virginity. College is cool like that, girls just don't care. I wuz at a FRAT party getting my FRAT on and I totally scored with this one chick. She was totally ugly (fug-lee for realz), that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. She was wearing a This Time Next Year shirt, that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. She threw up in my mouth while we were French kissing, that was kinda a turn off but ya know, whatever, COLLEGE ROCKS. I got my bone on. It was epic. I think she loves me. I smell wedding bells? Na fuck that, I am too young for dat shit, I still got more moshing to do before settling down, yo.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I order myself my very own This Time Next Year shirt, will that help me make out with EVEN MORE dirty as hell girls who will throw up in my mouth while we are kissing? I need to hook up with more girls who have smelly crotches. Should I try to join my college's student activities club so I can try to book This Time Next Year on my campus in the multi-purpose room?!?!?! I think that event will really draw lots of girls who have smelly crotches.

In other news, I am still depressed about not having an iPhone. Fugg you Verizon for doing this to me. Maybe when the This Time Next Year's record goes gold platinum neon whatever, they will buy me an iPhone??????

Here is a great picture of a pack of wild balloons trying so desperately to get away from the band called Fireworks. I don't blame the balloons, have you heard the new stuff from Fireworks? I did. It sucked. The end.

This Time Next Year sucks at two things: 1. Playing music and 2. Picking out artwork to decorate their apartment. Seriously, that painting looks like shit. If this bands music could somehow be turned into a painting, I am positive it would look just like the garbage hanging on the wall in their promo pic. That painting wouldn't go for 50 cents at a garage sale (same goes for their latest release). Just sayin'