My Favorite Hanson Highway
posted by H. Lewis on July 8, 2009
This band called My Favorite Highway looks just like Hanson!!! MMM BOP??? FUCK!!! Long story... FUCK!!!!! Maybe I am going crazy??? I think I might be going crazy!!! Hanson gets me crazy!!! I have to tell you about my Hanson situation... FUCK!!! I need to sit down and calm down. Ok hold on, let me call my therapist before I get into this...
(10 minutes later)
Ok, my therapist (cat) told me that I need to breathe more so I'm just gonna take a little breather and walk around until I calm down a little bit so I can blog it all out in a "Constructive and Creative Manner."
(10 minutes later)
Ok I am back. See, the reason I went a bit crazy when I mentioned Hanson is because Hanson totally brings back some BAD memories for me.
Have you ever heard that Mmm Bop song??? Well, MmmBop was playing the first time I walked in on my dad cheating on my mom with my kindergarten teacher named Mr. Lewis.
And thennnnn, MmmBop was playing the second time I walked in on my dad cheating on my mom with my kindergarten teacher's assistant (Mr. Mark).
And thennnn, MmmBop was playing the third time I walked in on my dad cheating on my mom with my kindergarten teacher's assistant's Pug dog (Mr. Snuggles was barely 14 in dog years, ewwwww).
So regardless of how My Favorite Highway sounds, I will automatically HATE THEM!!!
I'M GLAD THOSE GUYS ALL LOOK SO HAPPY FROM BATHING IN SUNSHINE AND FROLICKING IN PUFFY WHITE FUCKING CLOUDS. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN IN 3 YEARS 11 MONTHS 4 DAYS AND 16 HOURS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON A HUNGER AND SUNLIGHT STRIKE IN MY ROOM. I AM NOT COMING OUT UNTIL MY DAD'S HALF PUG DOG HALF HUMAN CHILDREN ARE MOVED OUT AND MY FAVORITE HIGHWAY BREAKS UP. SO THERE!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT I DID THIS TO MYSELF! IT'S YOUR FAULT I AM THIS WAY!! IT'S AAAAAAALL YOOOOOOOUR FAAAAAAAAULT MYYYY FAVORITEEEE HIGHWAYYYYYY!!!!! AHHHH!!!! (starts punching self in the face)
(10 minutes later)
Ok, my therapist (cat) told me that I need to breathe more so I'm just gonna take a little breather and walk around until I calm down a little bit so I can blog it all out in a "Constructive and Creative Manner."
(10 minutes later)
Ok I am back. See, the reason I went a bit crazy when I mentioned Hanson is because Hanson totally brings back some BAD memories for me.
Have you ever heard that Mmm Bop song??? Well, MmmBop was playing the first time I walked in on my dad cheating on my mom with my kindergarten teacher named Mr. Lewis.
And thennnnn, MmmBop was playing the second time I walked in on my dad cheating on my mom with my kindergarten teacher's assistant (Mr. Mark).
And thennnn, MmmBop was playing the third time I walked in on my dad cheating on my mom with my kindergarten teacher's assistant's Pug dog (Mr. Snuggles was barely 14 in dog years, ewwwww).
So regardless of how My Favorite Highway sounds, I will automatically HATE THEM!!!
I'M GLAD THOSE GUYS ALL LOOK SO HAPPY FROM BATHING IN SUNSHINE AND FROLICKING IN PUFFY WHITE FUCKING CLOUDS. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN IN 3 YEARS 11 MONTHS 4 DAYS AND 16 HOURS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ON A HUNGER AND SUNLIGHT STRIKE IN MY ROOM. I AM NOT COMING OUT UNTIL MY DAD'S HALF PUG DOG HALF HUMAN CHILDREN ARE MOVED OUT AND MY FAVORITE HIGHWAY BREAKS UP. SO THERE!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT I DID THIS TO MYSELF! IT'S YOUR FAULT I AM THIS WAY!! IT'S AAAAAAALL YOOOOOOOUR FAAAAAAAAULT MYYYY FAVORITEEEE HIGHWAYYYYYY!!!!! AHHHH!!!! (starts punching self in the face)
Topics: My Favorite Highway, Hanson
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