Ace of Base Band of the Decade
posted by P. Cosimo on December 30, 2009
Fuck you 2009 and fuck you decade. What the fuck did 2000-2009 bring us??? LAME SHIT!!! You want an example of lame shit... have you ever heard of the bands called Motion City Soundtrack and Cartel??? Of course you know of them. We here at FuckThatBand.com have officially named those two bands as the 2 WORST BANDS OF THE DECADE. Time for all you scenie weenies to throw your bracelets out.
You know who we are naming the BEST BAND OF THE DECADE??? ACE OF FUCKIN BASE!!!
Everyone needs to thank their lucky stars for Ace of Base. I am so glad that they broke into the punk scene during this decade. The 2000s would not be the same without them. If it wasn't for them, lots of shit would not have been invented.
Ace of Base invented the following things in the 2000s:
* Mosh pits
* Fueled by Ramen
* Bamboozle
* Vans Warped Tour
* Rob Dobi
* Jnco Jeans
* DJ Rossstar
* President Obama
* Pringles Potato Chips
* New Era 59Fifty Fitted Hats
* Planet Earth
* Your moms dirty pussy
* Alter The Press!
* WWE Monday Night Raw
* Scene Trash Magazine
So let me ask you this, what the fuck has Motion City Soundtrack and Cartel invented? What have they contributed to this decade? Not a fuckin thing but shitty ass music. PSHH.
And now, I leave you with some meaningful Ace of Base lyrics:
"I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
to get into the light where you belong...
But where do you belong?"
Well said, well said. It is almost as if Ace of Base cut my brain out of my skull and stole my thoughts! Get out of my head ACE OF BASE! I miss REAL PUNK ROCK. I hope REAL PUNK ROCK makes a come back soon :-(
Thank you Ace of Base for making this the best decade in the history of music.
P.S. Does anyone know where we can get Ace of Base bracelets? Ace of Base bracelets are a fashion MUST HAVE for 2010.
You know who we are naming the BEST BAND OF THE DECADE??? ACE OF FUCKIN BASE!!!
Everyone needs to thank their lucky stars for Ace of Base. I am so glad that they broke into the punk scene during this decade. The 2000s would not be the same without them. If it wasn't for them, lots of shit would not have been invented.
Ace of Base invented the following things in the 2000s:
* Mosh pits
* Fueled by Ramen
* Bamboozle
* Vans Warped Tour
* Rob Dobi
* Jnco Jeans
* DJ Rossstar
* President Obama
* Pringles Potato Chips
* New Era 59Fifty Fitted Hats
* Planet Earth
* Your moms dirty pussy
* Alter The Press!
* WWE Monday Night Raw
* Scene Trash Magazine
So let me ask you this, what the fuck has Motion City Soundtrack and Cartel invented? What have they contributed to this decade? Not a fuckin thing but shitty ass music. PSHH.
And now, I leave you with some meaningful Ace of Base lyrics:
"I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
to get into the light where you belong...
But where do you belong?"
Well said, well said. It is almost as if Ace of Base cut my brain out of my skull and stole my thoughts! Get out of my head ACE OF BASE! I miss REAL PUNK ROCK. I hope REAL PUNK ROCK makes a come back soon :-(
Thank you Ace of Base for making this the best decade in the history of music.
P.S. Does anyone know where we can get Ace of Base bracelets? Ace of Base bracelets are a fashion MUST HAVE for 2010.
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