Today is a new day. It is time for us to experiment. Want to listen to some new music? Sure! Music rocks! I love music more than my boyfriend!!!!! (shhhhhhh don't tell him I said that, I am kinda afraid he might go Chris Brown on me)

Ok before I listen to music, let me try these toothpicks all my friends are chatting about. Here I go, I am trying these brand new Bacon Flavored Toothpicks. Wait, Bacon Flavored Toothpicks? TOOTHPICK FAIL! These toothpicks straight up taste like a Frat Dudes throw up after he pounded some cheap b33r and ate a shit ton of Slim Jims.

(In other news, Bacon Flavored Toothpicks? insert cliche/generic 'cop/pig/bacon' joke here)

Ok, now that I have a terrible taste in my mouth, let me try to see if I can make my ears get a huge ear boner. It's time for me to listen to this band called Mansions. I stole this CD from my boyfriend (shhhhhhh don't tell him I stole his Mansions CD, I am kinda afraid he might go Chris Brown on me) But for realsies though, this Mansions album iz totalz MUSIC FAIL! FAILzorZzZz! This music sounds hideous (for lack of a better word).

The tunes kinda sound like a really shitty combination of Straylight Run, Brand New, and Jamison Parker. No thank you. Do not want. Would rather drink cheap booze/Slim Jim frat d00de throw up than listen to Mansions.

P.S. I know this post is long, but so iz mah clit. LOLZ. Don't H8.