Do you like "reality" shows? I do. I like the TLC show Little People, Big World (DVR that shit). That family totally is so0o0o0o0o KOOKY! I just want to dip the little father in some chocolate and eat him. He would be the best candy ever. There would be a party in ma mouf.

Anyways, speaking about candy and television shows and whateverz, rumor around the rumor mill is that this band called Lights Out Dancing signed a deal with TLC. Apparently they have been filming their very own reality show called "Rotten Teeth / Rotten Music." The show takes viewers on an inside exclusive look at a band who loves to eat LOTS OF CANDY and loves to make LOTS OF SHITTY MUSIC. The show documents their siq sold out concerts (lol?) and it also documents every single visit to their dentist. I am hoping that the one singer dude has to get all of his teeth pulled out from all the cavities and shit, I am pretty sure if he is teeth-less, he will sound SOOOO MUCH BETTER. LOL? Yes LOL! LOLi pop? LOLi pop!

Do you like candy? I think candy might be the "future" of our "crumbling punk scene." I think that all record labels will shortly be going out of business soon as a result of CANDY BRANDS signing bands to super chill candy/record deals.

What CANDY BRAND do you want your band to be "signed" to? Abba Zabba Bar Records? ALTOIDS Records: the curiously strong record label? Kit Kat Records??????? Hmmm...