Oh shit, everyone get ready to BOW DOWN! It's HORSE THE BAND! Or is it HORSE (THE BAND)? Or is it just HORSE? Not important. They suck. I never liked them. I never will. And also, guess what... I am sure you don't like them either. The only reason you say you like that band is because you think that "CUTE" girl at Urban Outfitters will date you. LOL? Yes.

How bad does Horsie teh band suck? Well, put it this way, if they were a food... they would be something served at Chick-fil-A! Chick-fil-A is uber shitty.

Have you gotten a kid's meal from Chick-fil-A before? I did. The toy that they give out wasn't even a toy! It was a rainbow fanny pack!!! LAME!!! Coincidentally, it is the same one that the dude is wearing in the picture above. I wonder what he has in that fanny pack? Could it be:

a) Nintendocore For Dummies Book?

b) drugz?

c) The Bible?

d) A SHAM WOW?

e) a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon?

f) soap? (JK! he doesn't believe in being clean)

g) a Polaroid camera cuz thatz fuckin INDIE

If you are in Horse the Band, please contact us ASAP and let us know what you keep inside of your fanny pack. If you contact us and let us know, we will send you a gift certificate to Chick-fil-A. We aren't joking.