Every one hundred years or so, there comes a band that CHANGES EVERYTHING. Whether this band means to or not, they fuckin redefine the music industry/scene and PLANET EARTH (maybe even Pluto too). What band am I speaking about? The one, the only...

The Format!!!!!1!!

Before The Format, no one in the scene had smelly hair. If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Bayside and their smell haired members making smelly music for other smelly haired kiddes. Thank you to The Format.

Before The Format, no one in the scene had a smelly beard. If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Four Year Strong and their uber kewl beards! I mean, come on, beards R the future of PUNK RAWK. Go outside and take a walk to the "bad" part of town and start hanging out with that homeless dude outside of Burger King, the one with that radical beard; he just might start a PUNK RAWK BAND (BUM MOSH!!!!) and we have The Format to thank for that.

Before The Format, no one in the scene wore cardigan sweaters. If it wasn't for The Format, we would never have Kurt Cobain and his ska band called The Nirvanas (this just in, Nirvana signed to Drive Thru Records, read more about it HERE). Thank you to The Format.

And last but not least, before The Format, no one in the scene wore PHAT ASS PINK SHIRTS. The Format has been wearing kooky wacky pink shirts waaaaay before Cash Cash! If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Cash Cash and that means that we would NEVER have a PARTY in our BEDROOMS... ever!!! Thank you to The Format, because of you guys, I have parties in my bedroom... all night long.

Upside Down Barack Obama told me to tell you that The Format was shitty and FUN is even shittier. Just saying.

Man, I hate it when hellish bands (aka The Format) break up and start up an even MORE HELLISH BAND (aka FUN). It just doesn't make sense to me. Nate Ruess (ex The Format) is a dork and Jack Antonoff from Steel Train doesn't know shitttttttttt about music. It is mega lolz that these two cuties are making "music" together. LOL.

In other news, yo Jack Antonoff: sign my OUTLINE cassette tape. Remember OUTLINE??? U prob don't but we do. GET MOSHIN!!!! CIRCLE PIT!!!

Funeral for a Friend has announced that their new CD called "You Can't See The Forest For The Wolves" will be released in America and Canada on Victory Records. Great... Victory Records kills another decent band. Meh, what am I talking about?!?!?! Funeral for a Friend wasn't ever really THAT good. I mean, they did get kinda OK once Kevin Smith joined the band and all but like, in all honesty, I'd rather watch Mall Rats than listen to Funeral For a Friend. Jus' sayin'