This just in!!! The dude from Brighten / A Rocket To The Moon has just invented a brand new drinking game!!! Have you ever heard of BEER PONG??? Well, the new game he made up is called WOLF PONG!!!

The instructions for WOLF PONG is very similar to BEER PONG. Instead of throwing a ping pong ball into a cup of beer, you have to throw a full grown wolf into a cup of beer! The game is becoming uber popular amongst the college/frat dudes. I played the game last night and I got soooooo wasted!!! How wasted was I, you ask??? Well, I was so wasted that for a brief 5 seconds, I actually thought that the music of Brighten was half way decent, then after 10 seconds I sobered up and realized that my ears were just playing tricks on me. BOOZE DOES THAT TO YOU... ESPECIALLY BOOZE THAT HAS A WOLF SITTING IN IT!!! lolz? Yes, lolz.

This is a post about bird shit. This is also a post about the band called A Rocket to the Moon.

You know that feeling you get when you just wash your car and then 30 minutes later, a huge bird shits all over it? That is how I feel when I listen to A Rocket to the Moon. (insert sad face here, plz)

Speaking of bird shit, earlier today I was eating vanilla ice cream in the park. I noticed some "vanilla ice cream" on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It turns out, it was bird shit. (insert sad face here, plz)

I blame all of these terrible bird shit occurrences on the fact that A Rocket to the Moon is a band. I hope they break up soon because I am not sure if I can take much more of this! (insert sad face here, plz)

Dear Surge Soda,

Miss you so much. We haven't talked in years, figured I'd write you a letter to let you know how shit is going.

Ever since you left us, planet Earth has turned to hell, omgz global warming, all the ice is melting, da polar bears are crying hard as hellll. But that news is NOTHING compared to how bad da music "scene" has been since you bounced. We now have bands like The Maine, 3oh!3, Family Force 5, Hit The Lights, and A Rocket To The Moon. Lyke, gag me with a sp00000n. kjdskjfdskjdsj (that wuz me throwing up on my Macbeth shoez)

Are all these shitty bands around because the human race just gave up all hope since Surge Soda left us? Maybe global warming is happening because of all of the shitty music sound waves that are trapped within the earths atmosphere and stuffzzz.

I am scared for 2009. Will Obama save us from da music? Will Obama start a band? Will his self titled 7inch go for 500 euro on ebay? Will his vinyl be limited edition hand numbered from 1 to 69. LOL at 69, obama is so funny for picking the number 69. Obama, you go boy!

In closing, Surge Soda, please get at Obama (send him a TXT message or some shit) and ask him to bring you back, this world needs you and your citrus explosion of flavor. Jus sayin'

Sincerely,
FuckThatBand.com Staff