Ummmm....

Call me crazy... but... I don't want to look at pictures of scrawny ass white kids in their shit-stained underwear. Am I crazy????

All Time Low, FAIL.

Callahan, FAIL.

Just sayin'

Oh hai! What is going on? Oh, just the usual, Alex from All Time Low is just chillin' with Hayley from Paramore. Such a cute couple. Are they dating? I don't know. If anyone knows, please email me.

Ok, I gotta go now, I need to get ready for my garage sale I am having. I am going to sell all my old Hurley shirts to TRENDY n00bz so I can get $$$ to buy some To Write Love On Her Arms shirts. Fuck ya. So, if you are a trendy shit head (and I know you are), come on over to my garage sale tomorrow morning.

P.S. I am also gonna be selling all of my old Busted Tees shirts cuz I just realized that funny/ cool/ retro/ vintage/ tees are just "not scene" anymore. I hope Jake/ Amir/ da college humor crew don't hate me.

Attention everyone, we are extremely excited to announce that those cuties over at Fearless Records have done it again! They have created a compilation CD called Punk Goes Linkin Park! This album contains a collection of songs by various REAL LIFE PUNK RAWK artists performing their favorite (and your favorite) covers of Linkin Park songs. This CD is totally going to win an Oscar. Rumor has it that All Time Low, The Get Up Kids, and Ace Enders are all confirmed.

I am going to suck off iTunes so hard once that album is available. I am going to suck iTunes' digital wang bone off so hard. I love you Fearless Records. You guys are a bunch of fuckin' geniuses!

In other news, check out PUNK GOES POP VOLUME 2 for some mega lolz.

I would rather listen to Star Wars characters sing the YMCA song than listen to anything from that band called All Time Low. Just sayin'

Ok, we need to talk about All Time Low and the fact that they will be releasing their very own 2" action figures. Two inches? Yup, sounds about right wink wink nudge nudge!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get it? Come on. Get it?

But really though, this just in, Santa Claus called me and he told me that he will no longer be giving out coal to all the bad little boys and girls of the world. He will now be giving shitty kids All Time Low toys in their Christmas stocking. That should teach those little monsters for throwing spit balls at their teacher during the National Anthem!!!! Do not fuck around during the National Anthem or you will get All Time Low toys for Xmas!!!!

Speaking of toys, I got a good idea... All Time Low Dildos! NOW THAT WILL SELL!!! Tell the record label to jump on that idea. Forget about releasing a new All Time Low album, forget about trying to get them on the next Rock Band game, forget about getting their tunes on the soundtrack of some obscure bullshit indie flick, SELL ALL TIME LOW DILDOS RIGHT NOW!!! I know some guys that would purchase them (ooooooh behave!).

Here is a great picture of the boys in All Time Low hanging out at the bowling alley. This picture reminds me of the fact that I would rather have a bowling ball thrown at my teeth than listen to that fuckin "Dear Maria Count Me In" song. Ya know what I mean?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tempe, Arizona's very own The Maine! The band has got some killer tunes... and by killer I mean the tunes turn me into a killer. I want to kill my iPod for even letting me add those mp3s onto it. Then I want to kill my ear buds for even letting that garbage travel through its wires. Then I want to just kill myself after hearing the tunes.

But wait, there is good news; the one dude in the band totally looks like a cross between Smokey the Bear and that one dude from Dumb and Dumber. Not Jim Carrey, the other dude, what is his name? Oh yeah, Jeff Daniels. So yeah, The Maine is hitting the road pretty soon with The Academy Is and then with All Time Low so if you go to one of their shows and you see the Smokey the Bear looking guy, totally give him a high five because he looks like he knows how to party. As for the other guys in the band, stay away from them, I don't trust them. Only trust the Smokey the Bear/Dumb and Dumber guy. Cool? Cool. K thnx bye.