Here is some HARRY POTTER news for all you BOOK PUNX out there. This just in: Ron Weasley has shed his cookie-cutter Harry Potter image and joined the English punk rawk band called Gallows.

You will recognize Ron by his surgically enhanced middle finger, which he had lengthened and strengthened to permanently face outward.

Ron's new fuck-you-'tude is backed by 4 fellow band members, including the president of Set Your Goals' fan club.

Their first single by Gallows was panned by critics, resulting in a harsh caning of those critics by Ron's older brother Percy, pictured second from left.

Percy is following in younger brother Ron's body-modification-footsteps, and has had all of his teeth removed so his mouth now looks like a giant black hole.

For up-to-the-minute-news about the Gallows. Check out their shitty twitter page. Actually, I have no fuckin' idea if they do have a twitter page but I mean, come on, every asshole has a twitter page (even RANCID has a fuckin Twitter lololol), so I am sure if you google hard enough, you will find a twitter for Gallows.

LOL @ the dudes in Rancid. They just love giving the finger. Dude, look at them, they just flicked off the camera (this would most likely be the 75th time today they have done so). You're so bad ass. You guys define PUNK RAWK.

But can I get real for a second? In regards to members of Rancid flipping off their fingers... the only thing this band needs to be flipping is burgers at their local Burger King.

Ruuuuuby ruuuuuby rubbbby rubbbby SOHO LOLZ.

P.S. Do you like the Mac & Cheese at Burger King?