Oh hai! What is going on? Oh, just the usual, Alex from All Time Low is just chillin' with Hayley from Paramore. Such a cute couple. Are they dating? I don't know. If anyone knows, please email me.

Ok, I gotta go now, I need to get ready for my garage sale I am having. I am going to sell all my old Hurley shirts to TRENDY n00bz so I can get $$$ to buy some To Write Love On Her Arms shirts. Fuck ya. So, if you are a trendy shit head (and I know you are), come on over to my garage sale tomorrow morning.

P.S. I am also gonna be selling all of my old Busted Tees shirts cuz I just realized that funny/ cool/ retro/ vintage/ tees are just "not scene" anymore. I hope Jake/ Amir/ da college humor crew don't hate me.

Dear Hayley Williams of Paramore,

Why do you think those boys want to be in a band with you? Do you think these dudes just stay in the band because maybe they think that they'll get some action from you? Do they just stay in the band because they think that you are Jeffree Star? You should be honest with them and let them know that you are not Jeffree Star. You need to let them know who you really are. You are Hayley Williams.

But really though, I think the boys in your band might want to BOINK you. They sacrifice their dignity and musical talent for a chance at some play. It's cool yo, I'd do the same thing. In fact, one time I straight up joined a church just to get with a nun. It never happened tho, she was a total cocktease. But she was chill as hell, she hooked me up with a 25 dollar iTunes gift card for my Bday. God bless her, and iTunes. Na mean? WWJSD? What would Jeffree Star do??? Shit ya man!

Sincerely,
FuckThatBand.com Staff

P.S. Did you miss the other 3 Paramore posts we did? You did?! Shit. Well, look HERE, HERE, and HERE. Ok? Ok.

ParaMORE? More like ParaLESS, am I right????? No??@?@!??!?! Fuck, is what I just typed not funny?>>!!?? Is that possible??? Shit. Sorry. It's just that I've been studying so hard with all my college finals and shit. I feel pretty delusional right now. Pullin all nighters, drinking da red bulls, takin da adderall (shhh don't tell mom), eating tons of Mac N Cheese, etc etc.

The only thing getting me through these finals is the chill ass MIX TAPE (cdr) that I made from my iTunes. I call it the FINALS SUCK @$$ MIX CD. Here is the track list (in case you wanna make your own): 1. Misery Business by Paramore. 2. Misery Business by Paramore. 3. Misery Business by Paramore. 4. Misery Business by Paramore. 5. Misery Business by Paramore.

I play the CD on repeat. I listen over and over. I blast it real loud. My RA is getting pissed off. Quiet hours in the dorm for finals is so lame. Why doesn't this school understand my need to listen to Paramore at 4am? Why. I thought this was America. I cant wait until OBAMA is officially in office, he will change this country. I hope he changes the name of this country. It should be called United States of Paramore. Or the United States of Hayley Williams? Or maybe the United States of the Singer of Paramore Still Looks Like Jeffree Star. Jus' sayin.

P.S. Did you miss our other posts about Hayley lookin' like Jeffree?? Look HERE and HERE son.

Once again, we still think that the singer of Paramore looks exactly like Jeffree Star. Did you miss the first post we did about this? CLICK HERE TO SEE IT.

The singer of Paramore looks exactly like Jeffree Star. Just sayin'