When The Dangerous Summer isn't busy rocking out to sold out crowds (LOL) and playing awesome in-store performances at your local Hot Topic store (or in front of Auntie Anne's Pretzel place), they like to sleep in the woods. Why? No idea.

Who wants to fall asleep in the woods? I DO!!!

Who wants to get a tick bite while we sleep in the woods? I DO!!!

WHAT ARE TICKS? Ticks are tiny bugs which feed on blood. They are small and bad. Some are about the size of a sesame seed (or the size of your dad's dick lol). Sometimes ticks can give you Lyme disease. OMG. Scary shit man!

WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I FIND A TICK ON MY SKIN? If you have found a tick on your skin, you will need to remove it as soon as possible. The common way to get ticks off of your body is to play music by The Dangerous Summer out your computer speakers. The ticks have very sensitive ears and when a tick hears music by The Dangerous Summer, they lose their grip and fall off your body because the music scares them because it is SOOOO BAD.

WHAT TO DO WITH THE TICK ONCE IT IS REMOVED? Eat it. Just kidding, why would you eat a tick? Well, if you are hungry, I guess you can eat it. But the nice thing to do would be to look at the tick, if the tick is naked (which I am sure it will be, all bugs are naked), take the tick SHOPPING!!! Who doesn't like to get their shop on? AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?! Maybe take the tick to Urban Outfitters? Dress that tick up. But don't get the tick a Dangerous Summer tee shirt. He will not want to wear that shit. He is too good for that. Get him some Levis 511 Skinny Jeans and a trendy hat or some shit. He is worth it.

HOW DO I AVOID GETTING BITTEN BY A TICK? Don't sleep in the woods. Duh. The Dangerous Summer iz sew cray-zee!

WHAT DISEASES CAN BE SPREAD BY TICKS? Lemon lime disease.

WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF TICK-RELATED DISEASES? Your head will turn into a Lemon Lime, just like in those gushers commercials (click here to see what we mean).

WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR TICK-RELATED DISEASES? Take yourself SHOPPING!!! Who doesn't like to get their shop on? AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?! But don't buy yourself a Dangerous Summer tee shirt. You are better than that. That will make you look dumbzorz, and FAT, just sayin'

Ummmm....

Call me crazy... but... I don't want to look at pictures of scrawny ass white kids in their shit-stained underwear. Am I crazy????

All Time Low, FAIL.

Callahan, FAIL.

Just sayin'

Oh hai! What is going on? Oh, just the usual, Alex from All Time Low is just chillin' with Hayley from Paramore. Such a cute couple. Are they dating? I don't know. If anyone knows, please email me.

Ok, I gotta go now, I need to get ready for my garage sale I am having. I am going to sell all my old Hurley shirts to TRENDY n00bz so I can get $$$ to buy some To Write Love On Her Arms shirts. Fuck ya. So, if you are a trendy shit head (and I know you are), come on over to my garage sale tomorrow morning.

P.S. I am also gonna be selling all of my old Busted Tees shirts cuz I just realized that funny/ cool/ retro/ vintage/ tees are just "not scene" anymore. I hope Jake/ Amir/ da college humor crew don't hate me.

There for Tomorrow Presents: The Faces You Make When Watching Your Girlfriend Give Birth To Your Illegitimate Child (should've worn a condom braaaaaa).

Man, There For Tomorrow really fucked up. I heard that they don't even know which dood is the actual father! Like, they all totally banged her so who knows! Time to call Maury for a paternity test. In the meantime they're all going to pitch in child support from the thousands of dollars of royalties they are earning off their music.

BAAA HAHAHAHAHA! YEA RIGHT!! They don't get any royalties!! No one listens to their shitty music!! HAHAAAA! That baby is screwed!!

Insert mega LOLZ here. You're welcome. Bye.

Attention everyone, we are extremely excited to announce that those cuties over at Fearless Records have done it again! They have created a compilation CD called Punk Goes Linkin Park! This album contains a collection of songs by various REAL LIFE PUNK RAWK artists performing their favorite (and your favorite) covers of Linkin Park songs. This CD is totally going to win an Oscar. Rumor has it that All Time Low, The Get Up Kids, and Ace Enders are all confirmed.

I am going to suck off iTunes so hard once that album is available. I am going to suck iTunes' digital wang bone off so hard. I love you Fearless Records. You guys are a bunch of fuckin' geniuses!

In other news, check out PUNK GOES POP VOLUME 2 for some mega lolz.

Shamrock Shakes are back!!! Whoa bro!!!! Who wants a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds??!?!?!

(insert cricket sounds here)

Anyone?!?!?!

(insert cricket sounds here)

I don't blame you, those Shamrock Shakes taste about as good as the music The Dangerous Summer creates... super disgusting in every way possible.

Shammy Shakes = DO NOT WANT

Dangerous Summa = DO NOT WANT

The End.

I would rather listen to Star Wars characters sing the YMCA song than listen to anything from that band called All Time Low. Just sayin'

Dude, I hate that band Anarbor soo0o0o0o0o0o much. They sound terrible. When I listen to them, it hurts my whole body. Did you ever have to remove a band-aid that was firmly attached to your arm hair??? It hurts like shit. That is the pain that I feel when I listen to Anarbor.

No thank you. Do. Not. Want.

Ok, we need to talk about All Time Low and the fact that they will be releasing their very own 2" action figures. Two inches? Yup, sounds about right wink wink nudge nudge!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get it? Come on. Get it?

But really though, this just in, Santa Claus called me and he told me that he will no longer be giving out coal to all the bad little boys and girls of the world. He will now be giving shitty kids All Time Low toys in their Christmas stocking. That should teach those little monsters for throwing spit balls at their teacher during the National Anthem!!!! Do not fuck around during the National Anthem or you will get All Time Low toys for Xmas!!!!

Speaking of toys, I got a good idea... All Time Low Dildos! NOW THAT WILL SELL!!! Tell the record label to jump on that idea. Forget about releasing a new All Time Low album, forget about trying to get them on the next Rock Band game, forget about getting their tunes on the soundtrack of some obscure bullshit indie flick, SELL ALL TIME LOW DILDOS RIGHT NOW!!! I know some guys that would purchase them (ooooooh behave!).

I give you Hopeless Records very own Anarbor. Yea, this band looks like a bunch of Disney Channel rejects. Straight up. Do not want.

Here is a great picture of the boys in All Time Low hanging out at the bowling alley. This picture reminds me of the fact that I would rather have a bowling ball thrown at my teeth than listen to that fuckin "Dear Maria Count Me In" song. Ya know what I mean?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tempe, Arizona's very own The Maine! The band has got some killer tunes... and by killer I mean the tunes turn me into a killer. I want to kill my iPod for even letting me add those mp3s onto it. Then I want to kill my ear buds for even letting that garbage travel through its wires. Then I want to just kill myself after hearing the tunes.

But wait, there is good news; the one dude in the band totally looks like a cross between Smokey the Bear and that one dude from Dumb and Dumber. Not Jim Carrey, the other dude, what is his name? Oh yeah, Jeff Daniels. So yeah, The Maine is hitting the road pretty soon with The Academy Is and then with All Time Low so if you go to one of their shows and you see the Smokey the Bear looking guy, totally give him a high five because he looks like he knows how to party. As for the other guys in the band, stay away from them, I don't trust them. Only trust the Smokey the Bear/Dumb and Dumber guy. Cool? Cool. K thnx bye.