Today is Thursday, November 26th, 2009 and if you live in America then you know that today is Thanksgiving!!! (and if you don't live in America, you live in a grass hut probably cuz UR p00r... jus sayin)

People all over the internet are posting about all the things that they are thankful for. I am going to take this opportunity to blog about the top ten things that I am thankful for (in no particular order of course).

1. I am thankful for all the fans of FuckThatBand.com; they are the coolest, smartest, most attractive people ever. And, they are all young. Being young is the best. I am 16 so I know what I am talking about. The youth is taking over. This blog is for the youth (17-21). If you are over 21 years old, please don't read this blog because "you just don't get it" and if you are over 21... you are just an old CREEP. I hate old creeps. I wish there was a "law" in the "scene" that said ANYONE OVER 21 CANNOT BE IN THE SCENE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO OLD. 22 year olds are fuckin OLD!!! 23 years olds are OLD!!! OLD PEOPLE SUCK!!!

2. I am thankful for my pet cat named Sprinkles. You are the best cat ever. I love to force your little cat paws on my Casio keyboard and yell into your ears "EL OH EL YOU ARE KEYBOARD CAT EL OH EL!" I don't know why you bite me when I do that. Ur a pussy I guess (get it?!?!??!! pussy! pussy cat!!! i crack myself up)

3. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Shitty Fight (i crack myself up).

4. I am thankful for my mom. Thank you to my mom for always giving me money for "merch" every single Friday and Saturday night when me and my girls go to "shows" to "support our scene." I fuckin got the coolest mom ever, my mom is so much cooler than your mom! P.S. my mom smokes pot, SHE RULES! Oh, and she is going to buy me a car when I turn 17 next month. FRIG YAH!

5. I am thankful for my stepdad. Thank you so much for always giving me and my girls a ride every single Friday and Saturday night to the punk rock shows. I am still confused why you always grab my ass though when I leave the car. But whatever, ur kinda hot so its chill.

6. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Crappy Fight (i crack myself up).

7. I am thankful for chocolate chip cookies (FYI, I call drugs chocolate chip cookies, it sounds much more CUTE if I tell my mom I am meeting my Chocolate Chip Cookie dealer rather than saying I am meeting my DRUG DEALER).

8. I am thankful for the whole Junior class at my High School. We are the best. We are better than the Seniors. We will rule the school next year. I cannot wait until senior year. Have you seen High School Musical? Shit is tight, am I right?

9. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Smelly Balls Fight (i crack myself up).

10. I am thankful that I am young. Being young rules.

11. I am thankful for my sick ass eraser collection. Erasers are fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!!! How big is your eraser collection? Email me and let me know.

Happy Thanksgiving, losers.

P.S. Other Title Fight posts can be found HERE and HERE but who the fuck cares anyways so just forget that I told you.