Some old dude named Tom Morello from some old dude band called Rage Against the Machine is now in a brand new cartoon called King of the Hill. I never heard of that cartoon before. Is it good? How long has it been around? I hate all these new cartoons that are constantly popping up; I just cannot keep up.

Speaking of new cartoons, have you ever heard of this one called The Simpsons? It just started its first season a few days ago. There is this one character named Burt? Or maybe his name is Bart? I forget. He is a silly character who gets into lots of trouble (I CAN RELATE HAAAAAY). He has a dad too who is totally dumb (STORY OF MY LIFE HAAAAY). Seems like it could be a good show. Seems like it could get a cult following.

Do you think The Simpsons will make it to season 2 or will it get "canceled" just like Arrested Development or Seinfeld or Dateline NBC To Catch A Predator With Chris Hansen? Fuck me.

In other news, Rage Against the Machine sucks. Bullz on parade? FUCK YEA! And by FUCK YEA, I really mean FUCK NAH!

P.S. Rally rawd da fam-lee, N a poket full a shellz.

P.S.S. KA-WIT-IT-NOW!!!!!!!1