Have you seen this indie movie called TWILIGHT yet? It is really artsy and really edgy. It is the BEST MOVIE EVER (i heard they are going to turn it into a book)! Edward is like soooo romantic and kewl and HAWT. I am totes jealous of Bella cuz she gets to fugg Edward. BITCH! What a slut. I hate Bella.

Bella iz a skank who probably listens to Bayside (EWWW!!!). Bella has no taste in music OR IN CLOTHES!!! She prob buys all her clohtes at Target cuz she thinks that TAR-JAY iz so0o0o KEWL but in all honesty, TAR-JAY iz for po0or people. American Apparel is for KEWL (RICH) people. I shop at AM APPY. I am KEWL (RICH). Edward should date ME and not BELLA!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!1

Edward, if you are reading this blog, please call me. My wang is hard 4 u.

Bayside, if you are reading this blog, please chill out with your music cuz u are hurting my ears. K THNX!