The Dangerous Tick Summer
posted by G. Moza on September 10, 2009
When The Dangerous Summer isn't busy rocking out to sold out crowds (LOL) and playing awesome in-store performances at your local Hot Topic store (or in front of Auntie Anne's Pretzel place), they like to sleep in the woods. Why? No idea.
Who wants to fall asleep in the woods? I DO!!!
Who wants to get a tick bite while we sleep in the woods? I DO!!!
WHAT ARE TICKS? Ticks are tiny bugs which feed on blood. They are small and bad. Some are about the size of a sesame seed (or the size of your dad's dick lol). Sometimes ticks can give you Lyme disease. OMG. Scary shit man!
WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I FIND A TICK ON MY SKIN? If you have found a tick on your skin, you will need to remove it as soon as possible. The common way to get ticks off of your body is to play music by The Dangerous Summer out your computer speakers. The ticks have very sensitive ears and when a tick hears music by The Dangerous Summer, they lose their grip and fall off your body because the music scares them because it is SOOOO BAD.
WHAT TO DO WITH THE TICK ONCE IT IS REMOVED? Eat it. Just kidding, why would you eat a tick? Well, if you are hungry, I guess you can eat it. But the nice thing to do would be to look at the tick, if the tick is naked (which I am sure it will be, all bugs are naked), take the tick SHOPPING!!! Who doesn't like to get their shop on? AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?! Maybe take the tick to Urban Outfitters? Dress that tick up. But don't get the tick a Dangerous Summer tee shirt. He will not want to wear that shit. He is too good for that. Get him some Levis 511 Skinny Jeans and a trendy hat or some shit. He is worth it.
HOW DO I AVOID GETTING BITTEN BY A TICK? Don't sleep in the woods. Duh. The Dangerous Summer iz sew cray-zee!
WHAT DISEASES CAN BE SPREAD BY TICKS? Lemon lime disease.
WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF TICK-RELATED DISEASES? Your head will turn into a Lemon Lime, just like in those gushers commercials (click here to see what we mean).
WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR TICK-RELATED DISEASES? Take yourself SHOPPING!!! Who doesn't like to get their shop on? AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?! But don't buy yourself a Dangerous Summer tee shirt. You are better than that. That will make you look dumbzorz, and FAT, just sayin'
Who wants to fall asleep in the woods? I DO!!!
Who wants to get a tick bite while we sleep in the woods? I DO!!!
WHAT ARE TICKS? Ticks are tiny bugs which feed on blood. They are small and bad. Some are about the size of a sesame seed (or the size of your dad's dick lol). Sometimes ticks can give you Lyme disease. OMG. Scary shit man!
WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I FIND A TICK ON MY SKIN? If you have found a tick on your skin, you will need to remove it as soon as possible. The common way to get ticks off of your body is to play music by The Dangerous Summer out your computer speakers. The ticks have very sensitive ears and when a tick hears music by The Dangerous Summer, they lose their grip and fall off your body because the music scares them because it is SOOOO BAD.
WHAT TO DO WITH THE TICK ONCE IT IS REMOVED? Eat it. Just kidding, why would you eat a tick? Well, if you are hungry, I guess you can eat it. But the nice thing to do would be to look at the tick, if the tick is naked (which I am sure it will be, all bugs are naked), take the tick SHOPPING!!! Who doesn't like to get their shop on? AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?! Maybe take the tick to Urban Outfitters? Dress that tick up. But don't get the tick a Dangerous Summer tee shirt. He will not want to wear that shit. He is too good for that. Get him some Levis 511 Skinny Jeans and a trendy hat or some shit. He is worth it.
HOW DO I AVOID GETTING BITTEN BY A TICK? Don't sleep in the woods. Duh. The Dangerous Summer iz sew cray-zee!
WHAT DISEASES CAN BE SPREAD BY TICKS? Lemon lime disease.
WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF TICK-RELATED DISEASES? Your head will turn into a Lemon Lime, just like in those gushers commercials (click here to see what we mean).
WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR TICK-RELATED DISEASES? Take yourself SHOPPING!!! Who doesn't like to get their shop on? AM I RIGHT LADIES?!?! But don't buy yourself a Dangerous Summer tee shirt. You are better than that. That will make you look dumbzorz, and FAT, just sayin'
Topics: The Dangerous Summer, Hopeless Records
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