Paper Route Haunted House
posted by G. Moza on September 28, 2009
Guys, we need to start a band and call it Paper Route, is that cool? Ok awesome! We also need to take our KEWL promo shots in front of a haunted house. Haunted house promo shots are fuckin radical... wait... did you hear that??? SHHHHH. Listen...
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE???
It sounded like a crying ghost???
(Well, you idiots ARE outside of a haunted house.)
Wait, keep listening...
It sounds like a monster 2-headed wolf with rabies is biting the face off some big tittied chick?
Or maybe it sounds like a maniac with a clown mask is murdering a big tittied chick with a chainsaw?
Oh wait, I accidentally hit play on my iPod and our CD started playing through my ear buds! So it wasn't a wolf or a chainsaw you guys were hearing, it was OUR MUSIC!!!
Wow do we suck THAT bad?
Ehhh, the kids in the scene, they don't know any better. I think we will do JUST FINE!!!
(HIGH FIVES!)
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT NOISE???
It sounded like a crying ghost???
(Well, you idiots ARE outside of a haunted house.)
Wait, keep listening...
It sounds like a monster 2-headed wolf with rabies is biting the face off some big tittied chick?
Or maybe it sounds like a maniac with a clown mask is murdering a big tittied chick with a chainsaw?
Oh wait, I accidentally hit play on my iPod and our CD started playing through my ear buds! So it wasn't a wolf or a chainsaw you guys were hearing, it was OUR MUSIC!!!
Wow do we suck THAT bad?
Ehhh, the kids in the scene, they don't know any better. I think we will do JUST FINE!!!
(HIGH FIVES!)
Topics: Paper Route
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