Anthony Frodo Green
posted by M. Thomas on May 6, 2009
On Saturday I was trolling the mall with my besties and I was psyched times ten when I thought I found a *special edition* Lord of the Rings soundtrack featuring Frodo on the cover. Guess what, it WAS NOT a Lord of the Rings CD!!! In reality, it was a fuckin Anthony Green CD!!! I was so fuckin pissed off. I hate Anthony Green. That prick thinks he is hot like Frodo, well I got news, he IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FRODO!!! Pshhh.
I heart Frodo, he seriously puts the H & O & T in "hobbit." Anthony Green puts the U & G & L & Y in "ugly ball sack."
Speaking of ball sacks, I would rather rip open my ball sack with old/rusty guitar strings than listen to one second of Dear Child (I've Been Dying To Reach You). That song is so fuckin terrible.
I heart Frodo, he seriously puts the H & O & T in "hobbit." Anthony Green puts the U & G & L & Y in "ugly ball sack."
Speaking of ball sacks, I would rather rip open my ball sack with old/rusty guitar strings than listen to one second of Dear Child (I've Been Dying To Reach You). That song is so fuckin terrible.
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