Dude, all these peeps keep coming up to me and they are all like "Brah, you HAVE to listen to Jaguar Love, they are doing some real sick shit. Their sound is so smart."

Wait. Smart? WTF?

Can you believe that?! I actually had numerous people (idiots) tell me that the sound/style/music Jaguar Love creates is smart... I don't even know what the hell that is supposed to mean. You want to talk about smart? Sherlock fuckin Holmes, he was smart. Hemingway, Socrates, they were smart. Jaguar Love? No fuckin' way maaaaaan, that garbage sounds dumb as hell. Straight up F minus all over that report card. Straight up fail. Straight up had to repeat first grade (and second grade). Na mean?

But for real though, Jaguar Love totally sounds like Gollum from Lord of the Rings on crack... Just sayin. My preciousssssssssssss.