The rumor mill is buzzing today with news that, apparently, Dillinger Escape Plan is writing new material for their next album to be recorded in 2009. As if that news isn't LOL enough, the band is also organizing a worldwide tour to support said album. So wait, a worldwide tour?! You know what that means... no one is safe on this fucking planet! Dillinger is going on a fuckin WORLD TOUR MANNNN. FUCK! Someone better fucking google the phone number for NASA, I am five seconds away from purchasing a space ship and getting the fuck off Earth. I am going to Pluto, I think Dillinger will have a hard time finding me on THAT planet! (And don't even try to tell me Pluto isn't a planet, yes it is you asshole, fuck the Pluto haters)

P.S. Gumby and Pokey used to be BFF until Gumby started wearing Dillinger Escape Plan shirts. Pokey told Gumby to fuck off. They have not spoken in over 3 years.